GOOD RESOLUTIONS 2020

And finally the last was to go out at night to the theater or cinema or restaurant to do something to have a wider social life. Result of 2019, the small balance sheet we will start with sport. I signed up with a friend in a gym because two is more motivating go we take a year subscription to the Gymnase Club (in small tip to get there more easily take your club near the house or from the office).

First month we go there three times a week we are sore but it is for a good cause this summer our mini love handle canister will disappear. Then in February my friend goes skiing she breaks her collarbone plus her leg whereby goodbye gym for her. I try to resist going there alone after three sessions I give up it's not funny gym alone even depressing.

One resolution less to this are added the ten kilo because I discovered the famous pastry shop in front of my desk "horror woe" of the just famous Cyril Lignac his croissants are to be twisted with pleasure his madeleines pure butter to die for without forget his chocolate marshmallows cubs size XXL and personally I tasted all the rest it's too much. This man should not exist, it is a danger for diet addicts. I admit if I meet him I will give him a love potion so that he will be crazy for me and marry me direct. I would slip him every day Cyril made me .... but not love made me hot croissants !! You understood correctly no kilo lost but I am proud of no catch from which we can put this resolution counting as zero.

For the story of the barbie girl it's not my fault. Me I am the magazines the people the fashionistas and the year 2019 was primo nude make-up natural hairstyle it is for that dear office colleague that in the morning you saw me the hair in firecracker I am the fashion me. Plus the overside sweaters, the jogging tennis shoes, I'm addicted to Elle Vogue ... And besides this fashion was hand sewn for me I could sleep an hour more a day because instead of staying thirty minutes in the bathroom for make up brushing over thirty in front of her dressing room I got out of bed singing, taking a shower, coffee, pulling on a tennis leggings sweater and hop the day started.

So another resolution thrown in the direct trash not even gone through square one. But I think that this outfit does not please men so no boyfriend or sex friend where the program left at the same time fucked up. Frankly male, you suck because under an oversized sweater hides a goddess of sex because I can tell you that I was so in need that the man who opened my door would have had fireworks. The balance sheet is heavy for 2019 I failed in everything where the good resolutions of this year will be more reasonable and above all I will say nothing in front of my colleagues I will just take a pen paper and write them on paper put them on the fridge bathroom wardrobe and mirror and alarm clock.

2020 at the office I listen to the resolutions of my colleagues first comes to the gym in the polls I wish them good luck in my head, then second the weight loss is in my heard, in the third gain more by working the less I dare to tell them but you did not understand anything in President Sarkozy's speech I recite the words of Nicolas is "work more to earn more" it is logical it is Cartesian. But the resolution that I adored was that of the salesperson who is as handsome as an Apollo. I can not be less a guy anyway ". There he relaxed the atmosphere of the resolutions because good it is a little ch .... Then another said I will sleep more with my wife so that she does not fall on a lover like you. Another will implant him to have his pockets removed a little botox to appear ten years younger like that to him little youngsters.

My personal resolutions with my post it which are hidden in my home is top secret. 2020 I have to hold them. From where on my fridge it is written to lose -2kilo more cheese in my fridge, more cookie, more chips eat soup or vegetables twice a week. So crazy with Cyril Lignac in particular to drink a day only pineapple juice and nothing else.

Help me with my application “The secrets of weight” downloaded on mobile. Then for dressing I gave sweaters, jogging, leggings and kept just jeans where it is the desert in my wardrobe I will have to go have fun doing the sales. So you understand I'm going to become a woman again attention to the male gender in addition I had my hair cut like in the magazines the little square. Post it bathroom your face will no longer come out naked where next to my toothbrush is a mascara a foundation a red lipstick a blush plus a black roller eye.

Wake-up wake-up post one hour before sleeping two hours after, to manage outings.

And naughty resolution in my thong drawer post it once or twice a week to operate the garters.

It's up to you to write your own !

Good resolutions.